Thursday, 1 December 2011

Where it all Began!

So your probably looking back 10 years from now thinking. Oh WOW OMG WOWZEEs this is TIM HEMBROUGH's very first blog. Because no doubt ill be someone by then.

The simple matter of the fact that is the fact is that.

Im so sick and tired of being thrown into a world that just shits all over people.

So im as a friend of mine would say 'opting out.'

Ive decided that I will be somebody in this world... But jeez that sounds horrible, that sounds like I think that everyone who isnt somebody isnt somebody?

Shit.

Well anyway, your probably wondering why I have chosen the name 'Theboywhopranced?'
There are many contributing factors to this choice. The most formiddiaiaiable of them all is the simpel matter of the fact that the fact is that..! Choosing a name is very hard (EXAMPLE - Tim - i can promise you if i was to be reborn with an innate knowledge that i would be named 'Tim' ((a name of such (((shit))) bland origin)) I would have most probably clung on to my mothers insides with one hand whilst poking my head out and demanding to be named Richado or Elyzaiigh)

Secondly, because prancing is the action that I visulise a stag doing. I like stags. EXPECTO PATRONUM...
And
Thirdly, because i feel like my mind is constantly doing pointless shit. - I have named this ill-cognitive process - prancing.

This is me, I am Tim, This is my blog and This is the end.